Porne Houses [Beijing]

Along the Sacred Way outside the Temple of Heaven is a wonderful path with stone statues to either side, matched people and animals.

Each of the animal pairs appeared both standing and lying down/prone, quite perfect for kids to climb around.

Hence the best Chinglish of the trip thus far: the porne houses:

And at the end, a giant turtle. If you touch the head, you get wealth; if the tail, heath/longevity. Which would you pick?